1 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,199 DOOR OPENS 2 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,999 DEARBHLA: The alarm wasn't even on! 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,040 It's just not good enough at all! 4 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,000 DEARBHLA COMPLAINING 5 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,839 UPBEAT MUSIC 6 00:00:54,599 --> 00:00:55,879 SIGHS 7 00:01:05,559 --> 00:01:06,599 PHONE PINGS 8 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,879 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 9 00:01:17,839 --> 00:01:19,279 PEOPLE CHATTERING 10 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,040 WHISPERS: Fuck. 11 00:01:43,919 --> 00:01:46,679 You were on fire last night. 12 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,159 I could... I could barely keep up. 13 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,278 What time did you get back? 14 00:01:50,279 --> 00:01:52,318 Oh, uh, pfffft... 15 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:54,119 yeah, nope, don't remember. You? 16 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,080 No, come on. Who was he? 17 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,039 Who? Who? Who... 18 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,399 The guy you went home with? 19 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,518 Who says I went home? 20 00:02:01,519 --> 00:02:03,518 Ah, Shiv, you are in a literal 21 00:02:03,519 --> 00:02:06,039 walk of shame right now. 22 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,399 Look at you. 23 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,479 And is that paint? 24 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,599 Oh. Oh, shit. 25 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,519 No fucking way. 26 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,599 You fucked your ex, didn't you? 27 00:02:19,279 --> 00:02:22,638 The artist. You're fucking... yeah. 28 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:26,318 You're... you're fucking bad. Yeah. 29 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:28,639 Yeah. You don't know how bad. 30 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,120 Oh yeah? 31 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,799 Oh, I made a complaint against him. 32 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:33,878 What? 33 00:02:33,879 --> 00:02:36,480 For... inappropriate behaviour. 34 00:02:37,519 --> 00:02:40,440 LAUGHS OUT LOUD 35 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,679 And now you've just... 36 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,000 LAUGHS 37 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:47,918 Shiv. Yeah. 38 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,799 You didn't. Shh... shh. 39 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,918 LAUGHING 40 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,119 Sorry I'm late. 41 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,399 Oh. What was so funny? 42 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,959 Uh... Oh, nothing. 43 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,918 Good morning. Oh. 44 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,918 Good to see you. Ooh! 45 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,958 You smell like an off licence. Yeah. 46 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:06,080 Well, we, uh, we went clubbing last night. 47 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,838 You went clubbing? 48 00:03:08,839 --> 00:03:10,000 Yeah. 49 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,039 Is that a good idea? 50 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,679 What do you mean? Well, given your recovery. 51 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,278 Oh. Didn't realise you had such respect for recovery. 52 00:03:20,279 --> 00:03:22,838 No. She was on her best behaviour. 53 00:03:22,839 --> 00:03:25,558 Water all night, home by midnight. 54 00:03:25,559 --> 00:03:27,838 Even went to, uh, work this morning. 55 00:03:27,839 --> 00:03:29,999 Yeah. Oh, and this is on me. 56 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,918 Nope. Yes. No arguments. 57 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:33,559 I'm just gonna run to the dunny. 58 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,839 So, Daryl says you gave him a real tour. 59 00:03:42,519 --> 00:03:44,439 Wexford, Ag and Rita's. 60 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:45,720 Oh God. 61 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:47,918 LAUGHS 62 00:03:47,919 --> 00:03:48,959 The old house. 63 00:03:50,959 --> 00:03:52,518 Yeah. 64 00:03:52,519 --> 00:03:55,480 I thought it would be nice for him to see where you grew up. 65 00:03:57,839 --> 00:03:59,759 What was it like being back there? 66 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,319 Fine. Yeah. 67 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:06,400 It's just a house at the end of the day, isn't it? 68 00:04:07,919 --> 00:04:09,759 You know, I actually don't think 69 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,479 we're going to have time for breakfast. 70 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,039 What? What do you mean? 71 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,680 PHONE BUZZES 72 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,800 CLEARS THROAT Is that Daryl's phone? 73 00:04:24,879 --> 00:04:26,319 I thought his mum was dead. 74 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,639 PHONE CONTINUES BUZZING 75 00:04:35,639 --> 00:04:36,800 Hello? 76 00:04:37,559 --> 00:04:38,679 PHONE CLATTERS UPBEAT MUSIC 77 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,039 Ah, right. 78 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,399 Right, let's go. 79 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,079 Huh? I've got to get into town. 80 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,278 It's gonna be bedlam in there. 81 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:45,638 I was just saying it to Shiv. 82 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:46,999 We want to get in there early. 83 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,079 Oh, but I thought we were gonna...? 84 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,119 Oh, don't worry. 85 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,278 We'll go somewhere nice for lunch. 86 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:52,159 Oh. See you later, Shiv. 87 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,800 Yeah. See ya. 88 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,720 DOOR OPENS 89 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,160 DOOR CLOSES AGAIN 90 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,799 (RORY) I'm going for a run. 91 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,318 I thought we were going to talk? 92 00:05:12,319 --> 00:05:15,479 About what? You've clearly made your mind up already. 93 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,278 You're going back to live with your baby daddy 94 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:19,679 to play happy families. Ah. 95 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,839 Are they a bit small? 96 00:05:22,559 --> 00:05:23,839 No, they just shrunk in the wash. 97 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,799 He has a spare apartment, 98 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,558 which he's offering to us both for free. 99 00:05:29,559 --> 00:05:31,238 We have somewhere to live for free. 100 00:05:31,239 --> 00:05:32,239 With your mother! 101 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,639 So? So, that is not... 102 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,759 I can't do this any more, Rory. 103 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,838 It's driving me crazy. 104 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,039 Oh, I'm sorry, Caroline. 105 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,278 I'm sorry that my mother and I 106 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:42,999 are driving you crazy with our love 107 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,399 and our care and our support. 108 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,559 It's easier for you. 109 00:05:48,919 --> 00:05:50,000 Are you serious? 110 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,039 Do you honestly think it's easier for me 111 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,838 raising another man's child? 112 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:56,958 No, no, that... that's not what I meant. 113 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:59,958 I have done everything for you. 114 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:03,198 I took you back after you cheated on me. 115 00:06:03,199 --> 00:06:08,958 I, I stood by you when you got pregnant by some absolute dick. 116 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:11,958 And, and I, and I found us somewhere to live for free. 117 00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:14,039 And I've saved every penny I can 118 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,958 just so I can buy a house for our family. 119 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,799 And... and this is how you repay me. 120 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,039 I was trying to help. 121 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,638 Look, why can't you for once in your life 122 00:06:21,639 --> 00:06:24,400 just be a little bit grateful? ZIPPING JACKET 123 00:06:27,319 --> 00:06:30,638 I was just passing. You're not fighting? 124 00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:31,680 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC No. 125 00:06:32,239 --> 00:06:33,279 Are they a bit small? 126 00:06:34,879 --> 00:06:36,319 They're fine. 127 00:06:45,599 --> 00:06:48,918 Hey, Ant. Just wanted to say cheers for last night. 128 00:06:48,919 --> 00:06:50,399 I think I had one too many pints after work 129 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,479 and it went to my head. 130 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,839 Yeah, thanks for taking the trouble, see you around. 131 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:58,159 See you around? What the fuck? 132 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,359 Okay. I get that you're angry, but it's not appropriate for... 133 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,958 Thanks for taking the trouble? It's like I helped him out 134 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:04,399 with a mortgage application. 135 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,318 Ant. He could barely stand. 136 00:07:06,319 --> 00:07:07,999 He was sick all over himself. 137 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,039 I watched him for ages to make sure he wouldn't choke. 138 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,838 That was really decent of you. 139 00:07:11,839 --> 00:07:13,838 So, why is he behaving like such a dick? 140 00:07:13,839 --> 00:07:15,198 I really can't talk about my brother, Ant. 141 00:07:15,199 --> 00:07:16,720 But I need to talk about him. 142 00:07:17,559 --> 00:07:19,559 Then I can't be your therapist any more. 143 00:07:20,639 --> 00:07:22,039 I'm sorry, Ant, but... 144 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,040 I should probably refer you to someone else. 145 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,760 We were in love and now he's acting like he barely knows me. 146 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:30,918 Do you want that referral? 147 00:07:30,919 --> 00:07:33,359 No. Fuck that. I'm done. 148 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,839 Therapy sucks. 149 00:07:37,559 --> 00:07:38,879 DOOR SLAMS 150 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,519 PHONE RINGING 151 00:07:47,839 --> 00:07:48,000 SIGHS 152 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,679 ZIPPING 153 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,000 PHONE BUZZES 154 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,000 DOOR OPENS 155 00:08:28,519 --> 00:08:29,519 What's going on? 156 00:08:30,559 --> 00:08:32,838 Eddie locked himself in the office last night. 157 00:08:32,839 --> 00:08:34,638 Oh, my God. 158 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,158 Oh, happens all the time after a firing. 159 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:39,440 Eventually they get hungry and have to come out. 160 00:08:41,599 --> 00:08:43,159 All set for the viewing later? 161 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,039 Yeah. 162 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,440 PHONE RINGING 163 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:51,278 Hi, Shiv. Hey. 164 00:08:51,279 --> 00:08:52,759 How was last night? 165 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,878 Weird. Is that why you're calling? 166 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:56,238 Oh, no, uh, no. No. 167 00:08:56,239 --> 00:08:57,559 I just, um... 168 00:08:58,959 --> 00:09:01,958 I was wondering, what do you know about Daryl's family? 169 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,359 Shiv, I'm at work. Yeah, I know. 170 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,598 Has he told you anything? 171 00:09:06,599 --> 00:09:08,079 About what? 172 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,238 Anything. His background, his parents. 173 00:09:11,239 --> 00:09:12,719 Just what he's told everyone. 174 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,958 That his adoptive parents are dead, 175 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:15,878 and that his only brother lives in Melbourne. 176 00:09:15,879 --> 00:09:17,799 Perth. What? 177 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,359 WHIMSICAL MUSIC 178 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,558 His only brother lives in Perth. 179 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,719 No, it's Melbourne, he definitely told me Melbourne. 180 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,318 Well, he definitely told me Perth. 181 00:09:26,319 --> 00:09:29,119 Who gives a shit, Shiv? I'm at work. 182 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,878 Were you drinking last night or something? 183 00:09:30,879 --> 00:09:33,120 You're acting weird. No, no. 184 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,159 I'm just curious. That's all. 185 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,278 Well, I have a job 186 00:09:37,279 --> 00:09:38,759 and a life, and I can't be dealing with 187 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,639 your bullshit right now. So, goodbye. 188 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,519 Well? 189 00:09:50,839 --> 00:09:51,918 I told her. 190 00:09:51,919 --> 00:09:52,958 Good. 191 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,400 She didn't take it well. 192 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,638 Actually... 193 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,999 she was pretty upset. 194 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,039 She'll get over it. 195 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,279 You were honest, that's what matters. 196 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,719 I'll put back on the ring. 197 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:13,119 Yeah, I... I'm just wondering if maybe we should... 198 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,479 wait, regarding the ring. Wait? 199 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:21,918 Uh, uh, give Bernie some time to, uh, digest. 200 00:10:21,919 --> 00:10:23,598 You know, I just don't think we should be flaunting 201 00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:25,719 the ring around her while she's, you know, 202 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,079 it's been a shock, you know. 203 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,159 She's had a lot of shocks recently, 204 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,198 you know, losing the house, finding Daryl. 205 00:10:31,199 --> 00:10:34,359 And I just think maybe we should keep... 206 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,599 the ring... 207 00:10:36,599 --> 00:10:37,639 in its box... 208 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,559 for a bit, until we have her full blessing, you know. 209 00:10:44,239 --> 00:10:45,479 SMASHING 210 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,159 Mina, please! I've just been to Ikea! 211 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,399 I'm not your secret mistress, Tom! 212 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,518 Of course not! You're my fiancée. 213 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,638 I will not stay hidden. 214 00:10:53,639 --> 00:10:56,160 No, I, I don't want you to stay hidden. 215 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,040 I just want the ring to be hidden for a week or two. 216 00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:02,638 No! SMASHING, DOOR BELL RINGS 217 00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:04,558 Just... just hold on a minute, okay? 218 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:06,080 And don't break anything else. 219 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:08,559 SMASHING 220 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,558 Caroline, what are you doing here? 221 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:12,679 Can we come in? 222 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:13,719 Uh, well, um... 223 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,039 SMASHING 224 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,679 Eh, it's just things have been a bit difficult 225 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,159 at Rory's mother's and with Rory, so... 226 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,879 I'm sorry, love, it's not a great time. 227 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,079 Oh. Yeah. 228 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,039 Maybe you could come back later. Yeah? 229 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,720 Okay. Sure. 230 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,039 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 231 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,720 SEAGULLS CRYING BABY FUSSING 232 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,479 I wouldn't bother. 233 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,360 She doesn't even sleep here any more. 234 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,000 TRAFFIC HUMMING 235 00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:13,239 KEYS JANGLING 236 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:18,000 DOOR SQUEAKING 237 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,239 Hello? 238 00:12:26,199 --> 00:12:27,199 Karen? 239 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:28,838 KAREN: Oh. 240 00:12:28,839 --> 00:12:30,119 DOOR OPENS 241 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,838 GASPS Oh, my God! 242 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:33,598 GROANS Karen! 243 00:12:33,599 --> 00:12:34,878 Oh. 244 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,159 Right, I've stripped the gaff, 245 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,479 now I'm gonna strip you, 246 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,039 you sexy little... GASPS 247 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,918 Ah, for fuck's sake. 248 00:12:40,919 --> 00:12:42,598 I told you not to leave the front door open. 249 00:12:42,599 --> 00:12:44,039 Anyone could walk in. 250 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,638 I'm so sorry. 251 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:48,760 You must be Shiv. I'm Gav. 252 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:52,838 That's Gav? You said he let himself go. 253 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,519 Ah... you didn't know him in his prime. 254 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,079 Anyway, where were you last night? 255 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,000 I was at the... Hello? 256 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,198 Caroline? 257 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,278 Can someone fucking untie me, please? 258 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:06,079 Is this a bad time? 259 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,598 I've been trying to reach you all morning. 260 00:13:07,599 --> 00:13:08,878 We need to talk. 261 00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:09,999 Why? 262 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,599 I think Daryl's been lying. 263 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,479 There's like two photos on his Facebook, 264 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,638 he doesn't have Insta, 265 00:13:15,639 --> 00:13:17,679 and he's never posted a word. 266 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,278 You didn't think that was weird? 267 00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:21,159 I thought he had a healthy relationship with social media. 268 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,838 Did you not even Google him? 269 00:13:22,839 --> 00:13:24,318 Did you Google him? 270 00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:26,198 I Googled him. 271 00:13:26,199 --> 00:13:28,278 His real name is not Daryl. What? 272 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:29,360 It's David. 273 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,558 I did an image search. 274 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:36,599 Mm, I love it when you take charge. Come on. 275 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,638 DOOR CLOSES David Johnson. 276 00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:44,679 KEYBOARD TAPPING Oh, my God, that's Daryl! 277 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,079 He's got a whole other profile. 278 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,598 It... it's got a school, Rockbrook High, 279 00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:51,238 names of his parents. GASPS 280 00:13:51,239 --> 00:13:52,479 What? What is it? 281 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,160 His mother won a gardening award. 282 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,999 It's dated three weeks ago. 283 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,238 She's definitely not dead. I knew it. 284 00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:03,039 I knew he was a fraud. This doesn't make sense. 285 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,079 It makes perfect sense. 286 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,399 Why would he lie about his name? 287 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,679 Why would he lie about his parents being dead? 288 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,558 Why would he lie about his brother living in Perth? 289 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,198 Fuck's sake. I trusted him. 290 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,238 How could I have been so stupid? 291 00:14:14,239 --> 00:14:15,918 He's a con artist, Shiv. 292 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:18,838 He's been using a fake identity to cover his tracks. 293 00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:21,080 This is clearly how he makes his living. 294 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,759 This is gonna break Mum's heart. 295 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,799 Do you know she's been bringing him to the old house? 296 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,198 What? Our old house? 297 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,319 What are we gonna do? 298 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,559 BABY SNORING LIGHTLY 299 00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:36,519 Hey, can I ask a favour? 300 00:14:37,599 --> 00:14:40,359 Is there any chance me and the baby could... 301 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,360 BANGING, GROANING 302 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,279 Never mind. 303 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,799 PEOPLE CHATTERING (ANT) Lovely to meet you both, 304 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,878 and please do follow up with any questions or queries, alright? 305 00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:56,439 Hi. 306 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,318 How soon is this available? 307 00:14:58,319 --> 00:14:59,598 Oh, immediately. 308 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,159 As long as the credit check's clear. 309 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,598 I sent everything through this morning. 310 00:15:03,599 --> 00:15:05,759 We can pay six months in advance. 311 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,238 Oh, well, that's not necessary. 312 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,999 We've made 12 offers this month, all rejected. 313 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,278 My wife is worried we'll be sleeping in the car. 314 00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:17,918 Uh, well... well, you were the first here. So... 315 00:15:17,919 --> 00:15:20,079 first come first served, in my book. 316 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,040 UPBEAT MUSIC Take care. 317 00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:33,039 Wow, you finished already? Yeah. 318 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,598 Done and dusted. Looks like it was buzzing. 319 00:15:35,599 --> 00:15:37,040 Already got a taker. Great! 320 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,238 It's not them, right? Huh? 321 00:15:42,239 --> 00:15:46,119 Ant, this landlord has, like, ten big properties. 322 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,799 His business is really important. 323 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,918 They offered six months in advance. 324 00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:51,679 Just tell them it's taken. 325 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,039 But it's not taken. 326 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,800 Let's get him a nice Irish family. 327 00:15:56,599 --> 00:15:58,439 Oh, look, I'm not being... 328 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,198 but they're from a different culture. 329 00:16:00,199 --> 00:16:01,318 Okay? 330 00:16:01,319 --> 00:16:03,918 They use a lot of oils, a lot of spices. 331 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,079 Spices? 332 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,079 Monosodium glutamate... or whatever. 333 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,238 Those smells get into furniture and are really hard to get out. 334 00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:12,399 But that literally has no smell. 335 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,318 Don't be an ejaculation, Ant. 336 00:16:14,319 --> 00:16:17,159 The landlord has specifically requested appropriate tenants. 337 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,918 So, do your fucking job and find some. 338 00:16:19,919 --> 00:16:21,519 FOOTSTEPS RECEDING 339 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:24,000 Oh. 340 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,238 Oh, my God, this place is amazing. 341 00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:33,558 Yeah, it's got everything you want. 342 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,238 TV, hot water, 343 00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:38,679 I put some cold beers in the fridge. 344 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,999 Well, I'm... I'm still breastfeeding, so... 345 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,120 Sweet. 346 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,999 You're sure it's okay for us to stay? 347 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,318 Totally, like it's just sitting here. 348 00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:49,278 SIGHS Do you mind if I put him down? 349 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:50,959 He's really tired. 350 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,439 Got him a little cot. 351 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,000 Thanks, Shane. 352 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:06,078 Mind if I turn on the telly? The match is about to start. 353 00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:08,079 Of course not. Nice one. 354 00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:13,279 JAUNTY MUSIC 355 00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:28,720 Eddie... 356 00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:33,080 You okay? 357 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,519 DOOR UNLOCKS 358 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,800 DOOR LOCKS AGAIN 359 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,839 GLUGGING 360 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,080 SIGHS LOUDLY 361 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,959 She's played a blinder, bro. 362 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,879 Outmanoeuvred me. 363 00:18:00,199 --> 00:18:01,639 You know, I built this place. 364 00:18:03,239 --> 00:18:05,319 Bare hands, pretty much. 365 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,719 Now she's got some pretty boy diversity hire to manage 366 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,558 the place for her. 367 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,278 Give it a more... 368 00:18:14,279 --> 00:18:16,000 contemporary feel. 369 00:18:17,319 --> 00:18:19,120 I'm history, I'm toast. 370 00:18:19,879 --> 00:18:20,879 King... 371 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,919 SIGHS without a kingdom. 372 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,080 WHISPERS LOUDLY: Vicky's a racist. 373 00:18:30,199 --> 00:18:32,039 What? She told me not to rent 374 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,039 one of our properties to a foreign family. 375 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,598 She said she wanted only Irish. 376 00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:36,878 She said Irish? 377 00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:38,518 But she said they're from a different culture. 378 00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:40,680 That they'd use spices. 379 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,159 You little fucking beauty. Sorry? 380 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,799 I can use this with SCIAN for leverage. 381 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,680 Little miss blonde bombshell's a big fat racist. 382 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,838 How's that for a contemporary feel? 383 00:18:54,839 --> 00:18:56,479 This is fucking gold. 384 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,719 So, I should just ignore her? 385 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,238 Of course you should ignore her. 386 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,278 They said they'd have to sleep in their car. 387 00:19:01,279 --> 00:19:02,919 That's fucking disgusting. 388 00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:06,759 You rent them this apartment, bro. 389 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,399 No bigots... 390 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,800 in the Appleby empire. 391 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,079 Great. Thank you. 392 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,838 No, wait. 393 00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:16,399 this is a Lenehan property. 394 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,999 Major landlord on the south side. 395 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,439 Lovely guy to deal with, does not like foreigners. 396 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,439 Very open about that. What? 397 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,278 You're gonna have to rent this one to an Irish family. 398 00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:29,119 But you just said... 399 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,039 Let's have one ready for when I'm back in the throne, yeah. 400 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,918 UPBEAT MUSIC 401 00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:36,278 Keep it clean. Keep it Irish. 402 00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:38,400 Now, if you'll excuse me... 403 00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:42,279 I've got some racists to report. 404 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,040 SIGHS 405 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,838 MUSIC SOFTENS 406 00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:53,040 Shh, shh, shh, shh... 407 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,039 Wha... what are you doing? 408 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,799 Oh, waiting for you. 409 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,239 To do what? 410 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,598 Well, I thought that was the deal. 411 00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:21,518 You get to stay here for free. 412 00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,359 We get a... 413 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,719 no strings attached like, 414 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,680 'cause you already got what you wanted. 415 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,720 SLURPING CAR DOOR SLAMS 416 00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:32,519 What's the problem? 417 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,119 It's a win-win! 418 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,359 BOOT SLAMS CAR DOOR OPENS 419 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,680 TRAFFIC HUMMING 420 00:20:43,879 --> 00:20:45,279 DOG BARKING DISTANTLY 421 00:20:46,319 --> 00:20:47,319 SIGHS 422 00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:49,360 (JACK) Shiv! 423 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,879 QUIETLY: Jesus. What the fuck? 424 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,198 You left me buck naked in the classroom. 425 00:20:54,199 --> 00:20:55,759 I'm sorry. I had to... 426 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,679 Why aren't you answering my calls? 427 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,159 There's been kind of an emergency. 428 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,159 I... I actually... No. 429 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,000 We're gonna talk about last night. 430 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,039 CLEARS THROAT 431 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,198 I really didn't mean for you to pay for all this. 432 00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:10,278 Don't be silly, I said I'll treat you. 433 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:13,838 It's only taken me 40 odd years. LAUGHS 434 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,479 Anyway, you got a discount on that 435 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,558 because all the sales assistants were in love with you. 436 00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:18,719 LAUGHS No, they weren't. 437 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,198 Yes, they were, Mr Charmer, 438 00:21:20,199 --> 00:21:21,760 can bring you anywhere. 439 00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:26,159 Oh, my God. 440 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,558 What? What is it? 441 00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:28,800 Finbar. 442 00:21:29,839 --> 00:21:30,999 Who's Finbar? 443 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,360 A dickhead. 444 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,479 Were you drinking last night? 445 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,039 What? No. Jesus. You know I wasn't. 446 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,839 I didn't think you were. I just... needed to check. 447 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,238 It was fucking amazing... 448 00:21:49,239 --> 00:21:51,838 wasn't it? Um... 449 00:21:51,839 --> 00:21:53,638 We were both so fucking connected. 450 00:21:53,639 --> 00:21:55,999 We were just... there . 451 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,519 SIREN BLARES DISTANTLY 452 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,598 So, why'd you run off this morning? 453 00:22:00,599 --> 00:22:02,160 CLEARS THROAT Look, Jack... 454 00:22:05,239 --> 00:22:07,558 it was a spur of the moment thing 455 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:10,759 and, um... sorry if... 456 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,679 maybe I gave you the... the wrong... 457 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,999 Stop bullshitting me, Shiv. 458 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,439 CLEARS THROAT AWKWARDLY 459 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,198 You came because you wanted to, 460 00:22:18,199 --> 00:22:20,199 you've wanted it for a long time. 461 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,680 And so have I. 462 00:22:23,239 --> 00:22:25,558 Well... I'm gonna be honest. 463 00:22:25,559 --> 00:22:27,519 I've been really fucking angry with you. 464 00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:29,799 You've been angry with me? 465 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,399 It's why I've been the way I've been. 466 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,719 At the college, with the students. 467 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,879 About what? 468 00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:38,318 The way you treated me last year. 469 00:22:38,319 --> 00:22:40,759 Showing up to my van, saying you want to be friends, 470 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,479 and then turning around saying you want more, 471 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:47,039 and then telling me, I... I don't deserve my daughter. 472 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,238 You fucked your ex! 473 00:22:49,239 --> 00:22:51,238 We can get into the whole who did what to who. 474 00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:52,479 Jesus Christ, Jack. 475 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,080 I'm trying to tell the truth here. 476 00:22:55,519 --> 00:22:57,278 I've been angry. SCOFFS 477 00:22:57,279 --> 00:22:58,720 And I've been petty. 478 00:23:00,199 --> 00:23:02,239 But last night you did something brave. 479 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,959 You stopped playing games. You were you. 480 00:23:09,919 --> 00:23:11,120 And I want you. 481 00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:17,160 SIRENS BLARING DISTANTLY 482 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,318 PHONE BUZZES 483 00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:22,319 Uh... 484 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,238 I need to... 485 00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:26,679 Are you fucking serious? 486 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,760 One sec, okay? SIGHS 487 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,878 KAREN: Heya, Shiv. Gav's found some more stuff online 488 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,439 about Daryl or David's vineyard. 489 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,359 It closed down last year 'cause of some money trouble. 490 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,559 I've sent on the info, but you need to find your ma. 491 00:23:44,199 --> 00:23:45,800 SIGHS You okay? 492 00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:49,399 I have to go. What? 493 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,959 I'm pouring my heart out here. 494 00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:54,719 Call you tomorrow. Promise. 495 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,519 Shiv! EXASPERATED SIGH 496 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,039 BERNIE: A relationship with an oppressive lying woman 497 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,759 led Finbar Flaherty to reflect on Irish history 498 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,719 and his own internal war of independence. 499 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,799 What the fuck? 500 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,120 Is it all clear? 501 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,838 Here. What are you doing? 502 00:24:14,839 --> 00:24:16,599 MARKER PEN SQUEAKING 503 00:24:17,639 --> 00:24:20,039 GASPS A dick for a dickhead. 504 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,598 LAUGHS 505 00:24:21,599 --> 00:24:23,359 Here, your turn. 506 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,800 LIGHT MUSIC 507 00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:27,239 Go on. 508 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,959 DARYL LAUGHS 509 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,720 LAUGHS Oh, shit. 510 00:24:35,199 --> 00:24:36,480 Couple of pubes... 511 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,278 Oh, shit. Shit, shit. Oh, Jesus. 512 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,760 Mum, let's go. 513 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:01,480 Oh, God. Oh... oh. 514 00:25:02,639 --> 00:25:04,198 Oh, my God. Fuck. 515 00:25:04,199 --> 00:25:06,878 A few less royalties in his pocket. 516 00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:08,519 I can't believe we just did that. 517 00:25:09,519 --> 00:25:10,799 Sorry. 518 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,719 Am I a bad influence? Ah. 519 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,838 You're not a bad influence. 520 00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:17,878 You're the best thing that ever happened to me. 521 00:25:17,879 --> 00:25:19,319 PANTING 522 00:25:21,559 --> 00:25:23,838 You know I'm gonna have to go home soon. 523 00:25:23,839 --> 00:25:25,799 What? Why? 524 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,680 I never meant to stay this long. 525 00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:30,919 Being here... 526 00:25:31,919 --> 00:25:33,319 spending time with you... 527 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,239 I never thought I'd have that. 528 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,518 Also, I'm in a tight spot financially. 529 00:25:44,519 --> 00:25:46,558 My business is... 530 00:25:46,559 --> 00:25:48,518 I can give you money. No, listen, 531 00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:50,399 I don't want you to... I have money. 532 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,759 Yeah, but that's... You don't have to explain. 533 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,080 I'm your mother. How much do you need? 534 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,519 ♪ Take it easy on the road ♪ 535 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,198 ♪ I'm right beside you ♪ 536 00:26:02,199 --> 00:26:05,198 ♪ When you touched my knee ♪ 537 00:26:05,199 --> 00:26:07,759 ♪ I nearly died ♪ 538 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,359 ♪ Did it happen overnight? ♪ 539 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,238 ♪ Did it happen at all? ♪ 540 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,518 ♪ Can't hear nothing ♪ 541 00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:18,119 ♪ Just hear blue lights... ♪ Hi, it's Caroline. 542 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,159 You know what to do. BEEP 543 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,679 Hi, love. Uh, sorry about earlier. 544 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,839 Strange old day. 545 00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:27,558 Uh, just calling to make sure you're okay. 546 00:26:27,559 --> 00:26:29,519 SUITCASE TRUNDLING DRAMATIC MUSIC 547 00:26:32,519 --> 00:26:37,999 ♪ I'll just go home out west ♪ 548 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,559 ♪ Something familiar ♪ 549 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:48,679 ♪ I was giving you all my best ♪ 550 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,359 ♪ But I can't any longer ♪ 551 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,878 BABY FUSSING Shh, shh, shh, shh. It's okay. 552 00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:58,360 ♪ I can't keep acting like this ♪ 553 00:27:04,639 --> 00:27:08,518 ♪ I can't keep acting like this ♪ 554 00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:10,760 ♪ Don't make me choose ♪ 555 00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:16,080 ♪ When I can't have you ♪ 556 00:27:25,319 --> 00:27:27,480 Mum, you in there? 557 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,239 WINDOW OPENS She's never in there. 558 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,279 WINDOW CLOSES Oh, Christ. 559 00:27:40,639 --> 00:27:42,518 Mum, I need you to call me. 560 00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:44,519 It's... it's urgent. I'm at your house. 561 00:27:45,519 --> 00:27:47,799 Daryl's been lying. He's not who we think he is. 562 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,360 He's not... just call me, okay? 563 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,000 He's not your son. 564 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,760 ♪ "Take It Easy" by Niamh Regan